Wednesday 28 May 2008

Amazing new pictures from Mars!

The latest photos from the surface of Mars bear an astonishing resemblance to London Borough of Waltham Forest cycle lanes and pavements - uneven, unwelcoming and covered in bits of grit and broken glass. Experts believe that in the light of these incredible parallels this conclusively proves that, as has long been believed, there is no intelligent life to be found in the Clyde Loakes administration.

(Photo 1: glass and grit strewn crossing on Forest Road junction with Shernhall Street; photo 2, cycle lane covered in glass by Garner Road E17)