The things they say

"Decisions to close the motorway are never taken lightly as police officers are aware of the impact this has on local people who are trying to get to work, drop children off at school and go about their daily business.

And what parent doesn’t require a motorway to drop their child off at school?

Needless to say no one bothers to ask why

a car hit an electricity pole.

It’s like rain. There is nothing we can do. It just happens. It was an accident.