A punitive punishment

Trying to steal a car is a very, very serious offence. Much more serious, say, than deliberately driving your car at a traffic warden and running him down.

A man who tried to “fish” for Woody Allen's car keys through his letterbox using a bamboo stick has been jailed for 30 months.

Jarvis Ojofietimi, 31, was spotted behaving suspiciously outside the £15 million house Allen rents in Ovington Square