Today is International Women's Day.
This is almost certainly the consequence of allowing women to ride bicycles. Where do they go on their bicycles? Who are they meeting? What ideas are floating into their heads?
Just look at this impudent pair with their cheeky grins. And look at the way the one on the right is holding that bicycle pump.
I wouldn't be at all surprised if they thought they were equal to men, able to do the same work as men, and should be allowed to vote. This is what comes of allowing women to ride bicycles.
