Manly cyclist required

If you are blessed with a penis and a bicycle then here is a chance to test your masculinity at a competition for

‘Britain’s manliest cyclists’ at the Dartmoor Classic Cycling Sportive 2011, which takes place between June 25-26 in Kingsteignton, Devon. This individual will demonstrate characteristics of a real man. Someone that goes that extra mile, someone who never gives up, someone who will be a great advocate for the luxury brand.

The winner will:

- Become the face of The Bluebeards Revenge in the world of cycling
- Receive The Bluebeards Revenge racing jersey and accessories
- Receive a year’s supply of The Bluebeards Revenge shaving products
- Star in a cycling ‘Train Hard, Shave Easy’ commercial
- Receive £500 to a cycling club or charity of their choice.