(Above) A mystery object on Chadwick Road E11. Could this be an alien space probe? Experts have remarked on the astonishing resemblance to the UFO snapped over Leytonstone by Stu Pitt in December 2007. (Below)
Experts warn that though the aliens may claim to come in peace with a Green Charter and a Climate Change Strategy, their real aim is to seize more pavements for parking, reduce crossing times for pedestrians at signalled junctions, and comprehensively neglect local cycling facilities.
(Below) An artist's impression of the kind of hideous aliens who may be seeking to destroy all civilised life in Waltham Forest.
