Porn-movie-in-hotel-room MP’s wife in shock cycling shame

In a shock revelation a top Tory MP’s wife yesterday confessed ‘Sometimes I walk but other days I cycle’. Flaxen-haired Sandra Howard brazenly admitted I can hardly make a decision about whether to walk or pump up my bike tyres

The revelation that Howard belongs to ‘the cycling fraternity’ – a notorious sado-masochist group on the fringes of mainstream society, whose days are spent in shabby underpasses, seedy ‘cycle lanes’ and squalid backstreet ‘quiet routes’ is bound to send shock waves through Westminster.