Another octogenarian driver kills

A teenage girl who was run over and killed when an elderly driver lost control of his car was today described as a 'real princess' who had an amazing smile.

Friends and teachers paid tribute to Cassie McCord, who died on Tuesday after being pinned against a wall by the Vauxhall Astra that mounted the curb.

She had been walking with friends when the 87-year-old driver left the road and hit her in Colchester, Essex.

The massacre continues but the government naturally has no plans at all to curb the basic human right of doddery geriatics to drive their cars with the only person validating their fitness to drive being… the driver.