A spokesperson for the rats of the London Borough of Waltham Forest said, ‘The expanding vermin population of the area would like to thank Clyde and Bob for the tremendous effort they have put into ensuring that litter bins are allowed to overflow on a regular basis on local streets and for the intoxicating Third World squalor which forms such a striking feature of the neighbourhood. On behalf of the Borough’s rats, mice, pigeons and foxes, I’d just like to say: well done! Keep going with those budget cuts!’
