...and I feel fine

Sea levels will rise by twice as much as previously predicted as a result of global warming, an important international study has concluded.

But as a leading climate change sceptic has pointed out:

We look out of the window and it’s very cold, it doesn’t seem to be warming.

Exactly. It’s very frosty here in East London this morning. And most of the borough of Waltham Forest is well above sea level. That is why there is nothing to worry about and why it is important that the Council continues to promote car ownership and use, and discourage walking and cycling, which, let’s face it, are for losers.