Horrifying news from cycling-friendly Sussex, where frightened old people are being forced to assault cyclists and trash their machines.
Yes, cycling on the footway is making a trip to Tesco intolerable:
"Some of these cyclists are doing 40 miles per hour”
Which is even faster than Lance Armstrong on drugs!
Must be the Sussex air.
Or perhaps these high-speed cyclists are simply fleeing an animal which has now moved to southern England?