Friday, 30 April 2010
Pest Control to Major Tom
‘I have now arrived at The Mall shopping centre and I am parked by the Town Square entrance.’
‘You did remember to use the unmarked vehicle, didn’t you? People might not like knowing there’s a vermin problem.’
‘Crikey, I forgot! Anway, who cares? Everybody knows there are rats everywhere round here!’
(The Town Square. Today.)