Should wild animals wear high viz gear and helmets?

These urgent road safety measures are surely necessary to combat

the growing number of accidents involving wild animals on Germany's roads. A total of 27 people were killed and more than 3,000 injured last year, not counting the tens of thousands of animals killed.

German autobahns, of course, have no upper speed limit, making Germany the ideal holiday destination for members of the Association of British Drivers and those who can't afford an assisted suicide clinic in Switzerland.