Tuesday 20 July 2010

Mayor makes sensational sex scandal statement

Asked about recent headlines over whether the Mayor fathered the child of art consultant Helen Macintyre he said simply: I think this is a fantastic cycle superhighway and I hope people will enjoy it."

(Below) Will there be Dutch-style cycling infrastructure in the capital by the time this typical London love-child is an adult? That’s the question on the lips of every Londoner. What do YOU think? Phone Crap Cycling NOW and let us know. Calls cost just £5 for ten seconds.