Friday, 28 August 2009

Council cracks down on joggers

I think we can all agree that the greatest menace which society faces are high-speed joggers, who come belting along the pavement dressed in tracksuits. I am therefore delighted to see that the Council has introduced a speed limit on the pavement on Erskine Road E17, to curb these dangerous bipeds. God bless you, Bob Belam!