Never use a very cheap D-lock on such a lovely bicycle (no cycle parking in these parts, evidently). In the background of the photo a multi-millionaire’s 4X4 gets a parking ticket.
In other footballing news, serial offender Joe Cole has been caught again
The 28-year-old Liverpool player was driving his Audi A4 on a dual carriageway in Surrey when a police officer spotted him breaking the 70mph limit.
He trained his laser device on the black car and it showed Cole to be driving at 105mph, Staines Magistrates' Court heard.
The footballer already has six points on his licence