Saturday 16 April 2011

The cyclist trap

Is your neighbourhood infested with cyclists? Do you feel the time has come for some firm action? This life-size trap allows you to catch one fully-grown cyclist. Simply place beside a bike stand and watch it fall over and trap the cyclist. The cyclist may then be humanely disposed of by being released on to a fast dual carriageway filled with speeding BMW and Audi drivers, 93-year-old drivers with poor vision and a history of heart trouble, and lorry drivers chatting on mobile phones.