It is completely out of character for me to read the sex scandal stories in the Daily Mail. I only did it in a moment of madness and I now deeply regret my actions.
On the other hand… hey, this is AMAZING, and I was totally ASTONISHED to read this REVELATION.
She and Wayne met when she was 12, and they started dating after he helped to fix her bicycle chain.
It is shocking to think that Coleen once used to cycle and now uses vast gas-guzzling 4X4s to travel around in, bringing shame on her family by spreading airborne filth through her shameless addiction to fossil fuels. Crap Cycling says: it’s time to curb your emissions, Coleen.