Friday 21 September 2012

Travel Warning



The end of the world is likely to cause some disruption to motorists as a six metre rise in sea level is expected to result in some localised flooding.

Police have advised drivers not to use their cars unless absolutely necessary (such as going to the shops half a mile away for cigarettes and some cans of Heineken).

During the extinction of the human species cycle lanes will continue to be be available as usual for car parking.

Have a nice weekend!