Friday 30 April 2010

Pest Control to Major Tom

‘I have now arrived at The Mall shopping centre and I am parked by the Town Square entrance.’

‘You did remember to use the unmarked vehicle, didn’t you? People might not like knowing there’s a vermin problem.’

‘Crikey, I forgot! Anway, who cares? Everybody knows there are rats everywhere round here!’

(The Town Square. Today.)