Tuesday, 28 December 2010
The new Olympics cycling park
This new cycling park close to the Olympic Village is nearing completion, allowing visitors to watch cyclists in their natural environment of mud, broken glass and infrastructure obstructed by vegetation.
CAUTION. Please stay well back from the fence as the cyclists often appear stressed and angry and may be verbally abusive.
Please note that rangers from Transport for London are on hand at all times ready to tranquillize the cyclists with Ten Year Plans, Fifteen Year Plans and Cycling Revolution for Outer London sedatives, which will soon return the cyclists to their natural state of inertia and docile faith that cycling is really going places.