Saturday 6 February 2010

Did Jackson Pollock ride a bicycle?

Archaelogists today uncovered a sensational 'action painting' on Leyton Green Road E10 which has all the hallmarks of an early Jackson Pollock canvas and raises the exciting question: was Jackson Pollock a cyclist?























Bicycle tyre marks indicate where the painter may have left the scene after completing his painting. Experts say that although Pollock was in many ways a typically self-destructive artist even he wasn't crazy enough or suicidal enough to want to use the cycle lane on this lethal bend.







































Update

Yes, evidently he was a cyclist and the person responsible for this mess can indeed only have been Jackson Pollock.